Streak to Win

A Dutch vegan (there are vegans in Deutcheland?) is being held by the police after his plans to target Queen Beatrice were revealed, so to speak. You see, the other Queen Mum has a habit of wearing a lot of fur out in public, and the naked European vegan also happens to be an animal rights activist. Fancy that. Not that nudity and activism necessary go hand in hand overseas the way they do at college campuses across America, but maybe our nu-hippie trend transcends transcontinental culture.

But back to poor Peter Janssen, who is being held after an anonymous “tip” that he was planning to attack Queen Bea with a gun. A gun?! Where would you even put a gun while streaking? Not to mention that most animal rights activists aren’t really the hugest fan of firearms.