Streak to Win

Soccer blog Goal.com asked a great question last week: Where does all that streaking money go?

No, we don’t mean the millions you make by becoming a professional streaker, we mean the penalty fines that those game-interrupting fans end up coughing up for their shenanigans. Australians don’t really know who ends up getting that money: Is it the stadium, the team that was screwed by the over-enthusiastic fan, administrative costs, what? Oddly enough, their local police didn’t know either. Do ours?

Smells like a conspiracy to us! We demand a full investigation of where our ticket and fine money goes!