Streak to Win

• The only clothing he owns in multiples are socks. And he has a ton of socks.

• You’ve dated sprinters before, but never so many that come home, lock the door, and make you swear to tell the police that they’re not home.

• He always seems to bring home nothing but french fries when he goes to pick up dinner.

• It was sexy the first couple times she replied “nothing” over the phone, but now you’re starting to wonder why your questions of “What are you wearing?” are always greeted by the same response, 9 months into dating. On a Tuesday afternoon.

• When you ask him about the sports he played in college, he’s adamant yet vague about some varsity team that he had with his friends.