Streak to Win

There’s more than one way to stay in the national spotlight after you knock up a VP candidate’s 18-year old daughter. One involves making good on your offer to marry Bristol Palin, and becoming a role model for responsibility for young fathers who grew up in a messy household.

The other involves flirting with Kathy Griffin and start talking up your desire to go nude for pay up in Alaska (wouldn’t the shrinkage factor be an issue?) in the media. Guess which one Levi Johnston chose?

We’d be more supportive of Levi if he wasn’t so blatantly in it for the $$$. While we encourage public nudity as often as possible, putting a price tag on your ass is simply déclassé.