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Streaking 101

Want to streak but don't know where to start? You have a lot to learn.

Always look good.
Carry only necessities.
If you take off your clothes and you have more clothes on underneath, you're not streaking.
Always allow 45 minutes after eating before streaking.
Never break formation or leave a teammate behind.
Warm up.
Tape down any loose appendages.
Remember to panic.
Never stop running.
Believe in yourself.

Megaphone

Have you ever had that thing happen where your heart is bursting with a message but you can only muster a croak from your terrified larynx? Did it happen when you were nude? Sometimes your mouthpiece needs a mouthpiece. Make sure your message gets through with a professional grade megaphone. This model is most effective with unity slogans like "Join Us," "Naked Time is a Special Time," and "Liberal Arts."
Eco-friendly Industrial Airhorn

True streakers are passionate about two things: 1) Drawing attention to themselves; 2) Offsetting their carbon footprints. Do both with this little honker.
Mask (preferably Venetian)

If you've got something to hide, or intend to eventually work for Blackwater or something, by all means, get a mask.
Shoes

Everyone already knows you're super core, so don't get carried away. Don't bring the team down because you're benched with tetanus. For optimum performance, streakers need shoes. Even those little canvas slippers where when you buy one pair the guy gives another pair to an impoverished child. Especially those.
A Team Standard

We're not talking standards like no holding hands on the first date, we mean standards like the Romans had. Like your regimental colors. A flag that you carry with pride to represent your squad. Something that you don't let fall into enemy hands, no matter what. Something that says: "What's up now, Williams? No I didn't see the recent U.S. News and World Report. Why?"